Tillie the Prison Worker a Crucial Part of Convict Release (They Banged)
The New York Post, in the most unabashed shade slinging yet, reports that Tillie—“the dumpy granny” prison worker implicated in last week’s escape—knew just what kind of power tools the convicted murderers were working with, if you know what I’m saying (they sexed).
Tillie—real name Joyce Mitchell—was arrested this week for helping the two cons bust out of prison. But did they bust anywhere else? Oh yeah, an anonymous prison source tells the Post.
Mitchell, 51, first hooked up with convicted cop-killerDavid Sweat, whom she supervised in the sewing shop at the Clinton Correctional Facility in upstate Dannemora, sources said.
Sweat got transferred out of the shop after an inmate tipped off authorities to their relationship — and she landed in the arms of his fellow murderer Richard Matt, sources said.
Well not exactly his arms: according to the New York Daily News, Tillie performed oral sex on Matt (the one with the big dick) after “working up a sweat” with Sweat (whose dick we know almost nothing about.)
And although Tillie reportedly thought the men would kill her husband Lyle, who also worked at the prison, the source tells the Post “she got played.” And the Clinton County Sheriff tells the paper she probably would have been killed too, if she’d driven the getaway car as allegedly promised.
“Joyce Mitchell, in my mind, would have just been luggage and would have slowed them down... If she went with them, I believe she would have been killed. I mean, why keep her? It makes no sense.”
To be fair though, none of this makes any sense!
