Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Poops on Depressing Times Square Mascots
With Times Square's costumed characters in the news recently for being even more of a shitshow than usual, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visited New York City's most notorious furry quarantine zone to add his insults to their injuries.
After completing the clearly outlined duties of his position by verbally pooping on several mascots, Triumph goes undercover in an Elmo costume. Those poor tourists: They don't even realize that what they thought was a guy dressed as a beloved children's character was actually a guy's hand dressed as a mostly-tolerated late night puppet dressed as a beloved children's character.
What is the world coming to when we can't even trust our day-drunk muppets anymore?
