UK Tabloid Reassures Horny Public It Will Keep Publishing Giant Breasts
After a brief scare over reports that Rupert Murdoch-owned rag The Sun was pulling out of the softcore porn biz, some good news: big British knockers will remain available to look at via newsprint.
A breaking Sun tweet is setting the record straight for the many Page 3 fans of Britannia, those noble men too creepy or unpresentable to even look at porn on a library computer:
Tomorrow's #Page3... pic.twitter.com/pzyZ7Qhe9N
— The Sun (@TheSunNewspaper) January 21, 2015
Nice. I would love to stare at these breasts, printed on a newspaper, and eat a white bread and potato crisp sandwich in the pub. Three cheers for boobs, mate.
Good on ye, Nicole from Bournemouth. Also what is "EEKY BUM TIME," that sounds neat.