Watch Ted Cruz’s Daughter Literally Run From Her Father’s Touch

At a rally in South Bend, Indiana yesterday, Ted Cruz continued his “I am a human” tour with newfound running mate Carly Fiorina. And as he took to the stage with his companion and progeny, loving, human father Ted Cruz reached down to his daughter, Caroline, to show the cameras just how much he cares. As any rational person would do in this situation, Caroline ran.

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You may remember Caroline as the Cruz daughter who previously screamed “ow” at her father’s touch and later narced on him to Anderson Cooper on national television.

All of which is to say, Caroline Cruz—you have our vote.