What if Maxi Pad Commercials Used Red Dye Instead of Blue?
No adult is under the illusion that menstrual blood is the tranquil blue color of, say, toilet bowl cleaner or one of the mediocre flavors of Mountain Dew, so why do ads for maxi pads have to sanitize a natural, healthy part of the human experience?
Oh, that's why. Thanks for clearing that up, Upright Citizens' Brigade.