What Is the Headline the Boston Globe Hopes to Never Publish?
The front page we hope to never publish, unveiled this Sunday. Via @GlobeOpinion pic.twitter.com/EluP0GHi5T
— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) April 8, 2016
An enigmatic tweet from the Boston Globe suggests that the paper’s Sunday edition will contain an imaginary dispatch from one year in the future, presumably meant to warn current-day readers of some misfortune waiting to happen. What’s the headline they hope to never publish?
Some ideas:
WICKED BAD NEWS: TRUMP WON
ALL PACKIE STORES TO CLOSE INDEFINITELY
HEIST GONE WRONG LEAVES ALL AFFLECKS, WAHLBERGS DEAD
STUDY SHOWS MOXIE ACTUALLY DISGUSTING
Tastes like soap, doctors say
GAWKER WAS RIGHT
JETER TALENTED, HETEROSEXUAL
BOLOCO CANCELS FREE BIRTHDAY BURRITOS
CATHOLIC CHURCH IMPLICATED IN MASSIVE PEDOPHILE COVERUP
What do you think?