What the Hell Are You Doing? You're Burning the Shit Out of My Plants!

With a little bit of headsmarts and ingenuity, anything is possible. Want to make a volcano but don’t particular remember middle school chemistry class? One young man has just the solution: a chiminea, a leafblower, and some dried up plants. It’s all you need to get in business—that is, until mom sees you.

A fun little summer project for any science-brained kid. Don’t be scared, and don’t stop for anyone, even if you hear, “What the hell ah ya doing? Ya burnin the shit outta my plants!!!”