What's-Her-Face Endorses Ted Cruz
Remember—oh, you know. That one. The one who ruined that computer company? And then tried to run for president? Yeah, her. She’s officially endorsing Ted Cruz.
"I saw my own name on the ballot—it was kind of a thrill," Fiorina says. "But then I checked the box for Ted Cruz."
— DENALI (@timothypmurphy) March 9, 2016
From the Cruz campaign’s official announcement:
“Carly Fiorina is a strong, principled leader and woman of faith,” said Cruz. “Our campaign is stronger with her leadership and her voice. Her story embodies the promise that in America anyone can start as a secretary and become a Fortune 50 CEO.”
Ah, yes. That’s the one. Carly.
Congratulations to Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina, whose story embodies the promise that, in America, anyone really can run a Fortune 50 company directly into the ground.
