Channing Tatum rescued a horse. He’s the best of course, of course. When it’s time for them to ride, on what destination will they decide?

Will he ride it in a field?

Or to the strip club will his horse he wield?

He could ride his trusty steed

To Jonah Hill’s house to get some weed

Or ride it in the setting sun

Oh he and his pony will have such fun

But we all know why that horse is here...

...to pose and chill and drink a beer!

Yeehaw :)

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