Which Media Companies Have the Best and Worst RNC Digs?

Almost every major-to-moderate media outlet will be working hard from their designated workspaces in the convention center this week to bring you the latest RNC news, just as fast as their little fingers can type. But not all designated workspaces are created equal.

How does your favorite media outlet’s piece of RNC real estate measure up? Will its temporary “crib” make you proud? Or should you be embarrassed to count yourself among their readership?

Here are the digs. We’ll let you decide for yourselves.

USA Today

The plants are a nice touch. I would have gone in for a closer look but someone who either is in charge of guarding the fine workers of USA Today or just wanted to feel like a Big Man shooed me away. So much for camaraderie. Nice carpet, assholes.

The Guardian

They seemed to be having a nice time. Good for The Guardian.

Bittorrent News

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NBC

Not sure they need all that space, honestly.

Or their own bathrooms, for that matter.

The Associated Press

Only ten people actually work there.

Every International Outlet

You want to see where the foreign press sets up shop, you say? Please, follow me.

Take a left.

Keep going.

Finally, eventually, you’ll get here.

And you’ll find the foreign press.

The people behind this curtain were very nice. Granted, they were starved for human contact thanks to a sea of curtains and concrete, but I appreciated the smiles nonetheless.

The real fun, though, happens on New Media Row. Where all your favorite conservative talk show hosts mingle with millenial-centric blogs to make up the most bizarre lunchroom cafeteria this side of Cleveland. That’s where you’ll find brands such as....