White Australian Declares Twerking "Over"
Remember twerking? Last year was nuts! But according to one entertainer hailing from Mullumbimby, New South Wales, Australia, the dance phenom is over and done. Dead. No more twerking, says Dingo Azaloroom.
In a new interview with Vanity Fair, Grammy-nominated rapper Amethyst Amelia Kelly was asked what she thinks of twerking, because what the hell else is there to ask her, really:
Twerking used to be part of your on-stage performances—how do you feel about that move now?
Sometimes things become part of pop culture, but they run their course. I think it's time for it to be over.
So, that's it: hip hop authority Ingot Marzipan says no more twerking, lest you be sent to Australian jail, which is really just "Australia." You've been warned.