Things the Oregon Militia idiots still need: socks, snacks, energy drinks, “gear.”

Things they already have (some pending delivery): A horse, The Last Last Love Song, A Biography of Joan Didion by Tracy Daughtry, two (2) packets of Annie’s Bunny Fruit Snacks (Berry Batch flavor), four (4) lightly used AA batteries.


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