Woman Dumped by Boyfriend Spends Entire Week Mourning at KFC
A heartbroken woman in Chengdu, China did the right thing after she was dumped by her boyfriend; instead of going on a partying bender or staying in and watching Friends reruns, she staked out a spot at the local KFC and went to town on some chicken wings.
Tan Shen, 26, says she stopped at a KFC near a train station on her way home from the breakup when she decided you know what, fuck this, this feels right and good and I don't need that asshole anyway. It's all about these wings. These wings right in front of me. One week's worth of wings, let's go.
'I hadn't planned on staying there long, I just wanted some chicken wings.
'But once I got in there and started eating I decided I needed time to think.
'I didn't want to go back to my apartment because it was full of memories of him. So I stayed.'
The KFC, which is 24 hours, said at first they didn't really notice the poor mourning girl because of the shift changes. Tan Shen decided it was time to return to her parents' home after local media started showing up a week into her Kentucky fried experiment, adding that she was "getting sick of the taste of chicken."
The staff at KFC said she'd be missed, so someone out there loves you, girl.
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