You Cannot Escape Brooklyn No Matter Where You Go

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Hamilton Nolan

08/22/13 03:13PM

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Brooklyn Is Everywhere, And Everywhere Is Brooklyn:

Brooklyn Bowl, a staple of the chic and completely fictional "Wythe Avenue hub," is opening a 78,ooo-square-foot club in Las Vegas, that will be located in an open-air shopping mall on the Vegas strip, at the base of one the world's tallest Ferris Wheels.

“It will feel like you are in Brooklyn," said Peter Shapiro, one of the partners.

Oh, how true.

[ArtsBeat. Photo: FB]

The_Mockingbird Hamilton Nolan 08/22/13 03:20PM

Well, naturally— I've been told by a reliable source that one is unable to rest until he or she has crossed into the borough's geographic borders.

I expect the commercialization of Brooklyn's intrinsic properties are of vital interest to the 60 million Americans suffering from insomnia.