Another day, another timely Craig's List personal: "I need a 20's - 30's sultry woman to come over and stay with me for a few days until I get over this. You must be smart and NEVER watch CNN. And if you have friends that believe the way I do (female) then bring them over and lets have a leotard pantyhose party. I need to return to my childhood fantasies. Just like our president."
Let's face it. It's time for war. I need a date quick. [Craig's List]