More reader "corrections/appendices to rumors":

Maybe I'm not reading the sarcasm in your item about young Ms. Clinton, but all I know is that at the college I went to she once came for a weekend to visit her then-boyfriend. The [identity] of her boyfriend was interesting, because:

· He was a cokehead, and
· He was gay.

Yes, she was there; I saw her with my own two eyes, with the supposed boyfriend. At any rate, it raises a few interesting questions, doesn't it?

Also: someone should tell Jeff Koyen that the Onion's been doing reprint issues for years and years.