Single female seeks commitment-phobic male
"If you are/have:
a) a fantastically ironic/sardonic sense of humor
b) driven to the point of obsession (prefer beyond)
c) pale-skin, a slim build, a bit leggy
d) brilliant, but humble in an endearing, near self-effacing manner
e) social, but preferring to maintain superficial relationships (i.e., drinks at the local with the boys)
g) excellent taste in trainers/sneakers
h) completely and utterly afraid to be emotionally invested in the person with whom you have sex...
then you may be an excellent candidate to take advantage of me and exploit my emotional naiveté."
BONUS: I am new to the city and therefore unfamiliar in the callous methods of dating at high speeds. Twist me, confuse me, send me all the mixed signals you can muster, I like it all.
Serviceable as arm candy, and easily expendable as soon as you realize I have a personality, a cache of disappointing life experiences and stories to tell, I am the perfect psuedo-girlfriend you never introduce to the people you really care about. (NOTE: I'd prefer it if you carry the charade to the point of introducing me to old friends and colleagues before breaking the news that you don't see us together, but, I'll take what I can get.)
Call me masochistic, call me last-minute, call me a cab as soon as you've come; I'm a glutton for your emotional apathy/inabilities.
Respond ASAP if you fit the bill.
CEOs, the British, and redheads need not apply."
