The Marquee gives it up for the new "high-end" Tommy Hilfiger "collection," H Hilfiger. Saddest report: "Lance Bass is much shorter than I imagined, and was accompanied by a cute blonde girl with a trucker hat (surprise) on." In more excruciating detail:

I was at Marquee last night and witnessed first-hand the chaos that was the H Hilfiger After-Party.

Waaay over-capacity, the doormen were being more obnoxious than the average night. But I suppose they felt they had to, as an unusual amount of celebrities showed up. Here's the rundown: P.Diddy, Q-Tip spinnin' on the tables, Leonardo DiCaprio, the dude from Puddle of Mudd, Tyson Beckford, of course Tommy Hilfiger himself, Joey Fatone, Lance Bass, Perry Farrel, Omar Epps, Adam from Average Joe 2, the entire cast of Apprentice (but no one paid Sam much attention inside), the annoying Fuse VJs, and of course, too many models.

The rest of the house was packed by the rest of the Hilfiger clan...Rich, Andy...at one point, one of Hilfiger's cousins..I believe Matt..was thrown out for being too drunk. The rest of his friends and family parties inside, while he, drunk and irate, stood outside cold for the rest of the night trying to convince doormen to let him back in. Tsk tsk all things in moderation... I didnt see ali all night...and no sign of Jaime Gleischer (sp?) either...and for this, I am grateful.

Oh — Patrick McMullan was outside giving CBS an interview too... I think CBS is trying to put a one hour piece together on the fashionista scene, overheard something about it airing on March 31st.