There seems to be a bit of discrepancy as to why Legal Aid has a $21-million deficit — the lawyers' union blames management, Legal Aid blames the City and 9/11. Whoever screwed up, the drama-queen union rep predicts that they'll cut 180 criminal lawyers if the City doesn't step in.

Since it's Good Friday, we have to ask: what would Jesus do? Oh yeah — he'd let the poor go to jail because suffering is good for you. Okay, yay! See you in hell, dirty poor people!
The Legal Fade Society [NYDN]