New York City's getting fun again! Best piece of evidence so far: A thong-clad trannie and her teen boytoy holed up in a tree yesterday in Central Park, throwing anything —branches, Pepsi bottles — that they could find at those below. Soon everyone will be hiding naked in trees and making demands. So go home, tourists, because our trannies will kick your ass. They'll ruin the 2012 Olympics too — this is your warning shot across the bough! (Har! Beat that stupid pun, tabloids!)
Gay lovers go out on limb [NYDN]
Naked men climb Central Park tree in protest [Newsday]
Park Sex Duo Gets Cops Up Tree [NYP]