What's going on at Soho House? There are sightings of a cranky Graydon Carter, hate mail from disgruntled members — and we hear there are THOUSANDS OF GIANT AMAZONIAN BLOOD-SUCKING LEECHES in the rooftop pool. Okay, we made that part up. A Soho House member vents:

Soho House is whoring itself out to everyone these days. The whole 6th Floor — which is supposed to be for members — is closed tonight for a Working Title party. According to their web site they have a good relationship with Working Title, while the relationship with Soho House members is that we get fucked up the ass. What the fuck am I paying for? And I saw Graydon Carter arguing with two managers at lunch yesterday before walking out. All this and they expect me to renew my fucking membership?