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Defamer is committed to connecting its readers with employment opportunities within the entertainment industry. Today, we spotlight the MPAA, which is looking for an Internet Investigations Manager/Cybercrime Investigator. If you can handle the following responsibilites, you can help protect movie copyrights while enjoying a most competitive compensation package:

Responsibilities include: § Conducting and coordinating investigations worldwide on piracy cases occurring via the Internet, including peer-to-peer, auctions, e-commerce sites, and others. § Working closely with law enforcement agencies on the investigation and prosecution of Internet piracy cases. § Providing training to in-house and outside investigators on Internet piracy.

Ability to goose-step and a comfort with pointing automatic weapons at sleeping Germans a plus, but not required. The MPAA will train good candidates.