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We might have had something to say about this LAT article about MTV Jesus-figure Tom Freston, whom Viacom CEO Sumner Redstone has chosen to "reverse a cold streak" at Paramount in his downtime between executive three-ways. But LA Innuendo editor/blogger Richard Rushfield actually reads the Sunday LAT and took care of it for us. Rushfield doesn't quite get what's so genius about Freston's MTV tenure. He recalls a past experience with the network that merely illustrates his simple application of Hollywood's inversely proportional Words-To-Tits Recipe For Success:

Now, I'm getting a little old and my memory is probably slipping a bit, but way way back in the mid-90's, as part of my portfolio as Industry fringe-player, I had a thingy where I was developing a show at MTV that never got on the air. Now this was in the time after "Singled Out" had just hit, Jenny McCarthy was being spun off into an MTV produced sitcom, and all the place could think about was their directive to create the next Jenny. Every meeting we had focused around making the female character in our show sexier (by cutting away all those big words we had her saying and adding more high five breaks.)