We don't imagine that it's that hard to get coke in the Hamptons — probably harder to get good coke, though, and who wants to pay rich girl prices? Kill the Bird has a follow-up on yesterday's NYP item on Hamptons nose-candy hangouts:

the best place ever to pack your beak in the hamptons was (maybe still is, haven't been this year) is the outdoor VIP room at the tavern. if you are in the know, or are in a blinding drunken stupor... and you squeeze by the VIP toilets (ladies suck in your tummies) and go behind them, you've got virtually 8 square feet of private space, surrounded by an 8' stockade fence. i have heard of more than just beak packing going on back there, hmmmmm verrrrrry romantic.

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