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Variety wastes no time taking some potshots at new MPAA head Dan Glickman. They find him wanting when his "Hollywood" factor is compared to the outgoing Jack Valenti. 'He's certainly not straight out of Central Casting. The balding, slightly pudgy former congressman from Kansas has never been known for his pizzazz or sartorial splendor...Glickman's serious, plain-spoken statements at the press conference also stood in stark contrast to Valenti's florid elocution." And the picture Variety runs, in which Glickman looks like he was once separated from actor Jeffrey Tambor with a chainsaw, isn't helping to sex him up. Maybe he was better off when we stuck his head on Valenti's body.