Alexis Stewart, reclusive daughter of Martha, is leading the Escape from Georgica Pond movement out in East Hampton. Both the WSJ and the NY Post (but who believes them any more?) report that a broker claims Alexis has been quietly trying to sell the house her mommy gave her for almost a year. She's not alone: all around the pond, radically over-priced mogul-lodges sit unsold and unloved. Aww.

Related: who's the wealthy hothead photoshopping pictures of the East Hampton Town supervisor as Adolf Hitler? Yeah, it's always a tasteful idea to compare death camps and Hamptons zoning laws.
'Pond' Market Slump [NYP]
Don't Call the Cops [East Hampton Star (2nd item)]