Five months in prison, five months house arrest in Bedford, two years probation — and $30,000 fine.

We'd like to salute Matt Drudge for keeping the emphasis on what's important this morning — yes, Martha did look terribly sensible in black on her way into court. And nary an over-priced handbag in sight. Also, it's not very nice of Fox News to say that Martha is used to wearing nicer jewelry than an electronic monitoring bracelet.

If you'll excuse us for the next half hour, we'll be at K-Mart, getting some new sheets.