Hey, we didn't get an invitation to former Daily News writer Sunny Lee's birthday party! (Probably because we've never met.) Too bad, because the party is reportedly taking place on Necker Island, which is owned by Virgin's Richard Branson. V. v. swanky! Reportedly, the staff to guest ratio is 2:1, which as far as I'm concerned means that one staffer could stick food in my craw while another helps me throw it up.

We also hear the invitation says "Leave your wallets home," and that guests should just bring their swim trunks and show up at JFK. Who's footing the bill? We hear it's a young hotshot named Philip King, who we'd love to know more about. We have swim trunks! We know where JFK is! We enjoy incredibly conspicuous consumption!