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· In the crime of the century, former FX employee accused of wiretapping the cable network's offices in order to monitor the weekly executive staff meetings at FX. Oh, to be a fly on the wall listening to basic cable power brokers! "Should we go with the muffler ad or the one for the falafel shop at the act break of that Ally McBeal rerun? Fuck it, I'm feeling a little crazy. We're going with Cerritos Shoe Repair!" [THR]
· More Like 20 Acres and a Medium-Sized Dog: Spike Lee's 40 Acres and a Mule production company undergoes "tactical retrenchment," closing their L.A. offices and downsizing in their Brooklyn headquarters. We're sure the problems are temporary, as cinematic masterwork She Hate Me fills Lee's pockets with fresh capital. [THR]
· Keira Knightley signs on for action thriller Domino, based on the life of Ford model turned bounty hunter Domino Harvey. Hopefully, New Line Cinema will accept the lovely actress just as she is and refrain from Photoshopping a pair of stripper tits onto Knightley's one-sheet. [THR]
· Variety sums up the dorktastic Comic-Con's industry appeal with a pair of extremely cute, rhyming headlines: "Geek chic" and "H'wood corrals nerd herd." [Variety, sub. req'd]