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· Sofia Coppola, America's Favorite Daddy's Girl, is set to write and direct Marie-Antoinette for Columbia Pictures, and she's keeping the project in the family. Cousin Jason Schwartzman will star as Louis XVI, and Kirsten Dunst, a curiously unrelated breaker of dreamy-eyed hearts, will play the title role. THR calls it a "stylized account of the enigmatic royal," which we translate as a "comedy without pie fucking," but that (happily) doesn't preclude a cake from losing its maidenhead on-screen. [THR]
· One Cruise film out, another in. MI:3, scheduled for Summer 2005, will be further delayed. Instead, the actor will head straight into Spielberg's War of the Worlds adaptation, and continue with the busy work of restoring slavery through his estimable heterosexual carnal powers. [THR]
· Interscope Records has made a deal with Sarah Silverman to turn her off-broadway show Jesus is Magic (which Defamer loved) into a feature film. Liam Lynch, of Sifl and Olly will direct. If you're tired of that joke she does about blowing a Mexican, maybe you should sit this one out. [THR]
· Fox to develop teen-music series You Are Here from Sex and the City writer Jenny Bicks. Leave it to Fox to try and cash in on all of that lucrative The Heights nostalgia. [Variety,sub. req'd.]