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The writer of this internal Miramax e-mail, directed to the entire NY office, pledges to beat Harvey and Bob Weinstein to the punch and quit in solidarity with his or her fallen co-workers. Someone please hook up this selfless team player with a job (or at least some good drugs) immediately! The message is after the jump.

From: XX

Sent: Friday, August 13, 2004 1:04 PM

To: #MMX NY

Subject: Protest

Though I was begged to stay with the company despite the massive cutbacks and layoffs today, I have decided to stand my ground and resign from my post on behalf of all our fallen brothers and sisters. This will effectively be my last day at Miramax.

I'm just kidding, I was booted by some girl down on the 4th floor just like everyone else. I'm out, bitches.

-XX
Former Ass't to XX
2002-2004