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Is the MGM sale finally done? Spies are telling us that Time Warner officially purchased MGM today, with internal discussion of the incredibly complicated integration (presumably the busy work of layoffs, fancy new corporate names for things, and shitergy opportunities) to start tomorrow.

Let's hope it's true. We've been burned before, and we're running out of concealable epidermal surface area for the cutting habit we developed since then to cope with the constant anticipation surrounding the sale.