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Following in the recent, business-savvy footsteps of celebutante/entrepreneur Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera has applied to trademark her name to brand about 450 future products. Strangely, we couldn't find "hair dye" or "nipple rings" in the trademark application, but here are five more or less randomly selected items that might bear her brand: bathroom and facial tissue; eyeglasses and contact lenses; panties; decorations for Christmas trees; paper party goods, namely party hats, cake decorations and table cloths. Imagine the new holiday tradition that could be born, as families adopt the practice of solemnly placing a Christina skank-angel on top of the Christmas tree!