The (Hopefully) Final Word On The MGM Sale
So do you want to read about the supposed details of MGM's alleged sale to Sony, or do you want to look at a picture of a lion humping a lioness with a Sony logo over its eyes? Yeah, we thought so. It looks like it's a done deal, but given the frustrating, back-and-forth nature of the negotiations, we wouldn't rule out an 11th-hour purchase by the world-domination obsessed Viacom co-president Les Moonves, who'd then remortgage his bloodythirsty robot army to convert the studio into some sort of death ray, taking the entire North American continent hostage by the end of the week. OK, go ahead and call us paranoid...we'll no longer interfere with your enjoyment of the humping lions.