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· Tom Cruise dumped Mission: Impossible 3 to do War of the Worlds with Spielberg, but he'll still engage The Fantastic Four in a Fourth of July showdown. We'll soon update our projections accordingly. [THR]
· Johnny Knoxville continues to expand his dramatic repertoire with the lead role in Daltry Calhoun, a film that allows him to innovate in the confines of the ever-popular "unexpected parent" plot. We're guessing his take will be "unexpected parent who isn't afraid to stick things up his ass." [THR]
· Tom Arnold is developing an ABC comedy loosely based on his time as a stepfather to Roseanne's three children, proving once again that he owes his entire life to a hilariously failed marriage. We should all be so lucky. [THR]
· Bravo picks up what promises to be among the most trainwreckilicious reality shows of all time, Being Bobby Brown. Whitney! Bobby! Boozin'! Pill poppin'! Rehabbin'! Get the sense we're excited? Why can't we TiVo this right fucking now!? [THR]
· Rupert Murdoch's compensation rose 42% in the last fiscal year. And just when we were finally going to stop believing in God. [Variety, sub. req'd.]