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We're not going to bore you with "analysis" of the results of the just-concluded WGA elections, where president Dan Petrie Jr. trounced challenger Eric Hughes by a 71% to 26% margin (if you're keeping score), or what this means for the WGA's sitting-on-its-hands-until-the-DGA-wins-the-battle-for-us "negotiations" with the networks and studios. We even asked a Guild member who was handy what he thought of the results, and he said, "I have no fucking idea what it all means. I didn't vote." His chilling ambivalence says it better than we ever could, because we'll probably never be eligible for the WGA's legendary, kick-ass health plan. We'll congratulate Mr. Petrie Jr. and continue with our day.

Vote counts/results from the election follow after the jump, if you're into that sort of thing.

President
Dan Petrie - 1506
Eric Hughes - 541
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Vice President
Carl Gottlieb - 1150
Dennis Feldman - 834
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Board of Directors
Ron Bass - 1183
Ted Elliott - 1146
Aaron Mendelsohn - 1141
John F. Bowman - 1011
Craig Mazin - 997
Larry Wilmore - 958
David N. Weiss - 941
Alex Sokoloff - 868