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Vice magazine temporarily channels the glossies for its latest issue, cramming its pages full of ironic (post-ironic? meta?) celebrity salad-tossings. The issue's fashion "DOs" page lovingly turns its very sincere attention to the deconstruction of Hollywood style. Of course, Colin Farrell (and his allegedly massive dong) is a "DO":

He may be abnormally small in stature, but have you heard about his dick? They had to cut it out of movies because it made everyone too horny. What more would you expect from Hollywood's biggest bad boy? Gelled hair, wool hats, leather wristbands, AND A BABY! Put a fork in this bad boy, he's DOne.

Also, we're pretty sure they stole their "Scarlett Envy" feature directly from InStyle.