Hollywood Trial Of The Century: Ovitz Feels Really Good About Himself
Michael Ovitz emerged from the final day of his Hollywood Trial of the Century testimony feeling "really good" that his five days of complaining about Disney's corporate culture, pining for his ruined relationship with Michael Eisner, and failed attempts at attorney mind-control helped to repair his damaged reputation in the entertainment industry. Really, he probably couldn't have done anything to further erode that reputation short of roaming the Delaware countryside to castrate every resident's first-born son and knock up their wives. Now that his testimonial obligations are over, the local authorities should probably escort Ovitz back to his private jet just to make sure he doesn't self-destructively try to undo any of the "progress" he made at the trial.