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Since recently-appointed MPAA head/pirate-hunter Dan Glickman is still new on the job, he's going to have to endure months of inevitable "He's no Jack Valenti" profiles like the one in today's NYT, which begins with "He's about as bland as Jack Valenti is colorful. A navy blue blazer and a comb-over. A long face with puffy eyelids that have yet to feel the sharp edge of Beverly Hills' finest technicians." Eventually, the piece heats up a little when News Corp president Peter Chernin seemingly hints that although Glickman's clearly no dapper Jack, he might draw some interest from a certain faction of Hollywood power players when he's not occupied with suing movie downloaders:

Certainly his personal style is extremely attractive. From the first time I met him I felt that this is a guy who's very comfortable in his own skin. Determined, not particularly showy, and anxious to put his head down and do the hard work of the organization.

Glickman's doesn't go that way, but we're betting the Gay Mafia will always have use for a guy who's willing to put his head down and do the hard work.