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We're nearly as tired of passing on Miramax layoff rumors as their employees are of actually being fired (are those sympathetic whip-wounds we're developing on our back?), but we're hearing that the pre-Thanksgiving downsizing party might be coming sooner than expected...like tomorrow sooner. The whispers have about 50 NY-based jobs disappearing with a wave of Harvey Weinstein's meaty hand on Friday. So, Miramax staffers, if you find yourself on the business end of a pink-slip tomorrow, count to ten before filling your pockets with office supplies and making a break for the front door. Harvey is a big man, sure, but much quicker than he looks, so plan your escape route before bolting.