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How ungrateful can one man be? While Scarlett Johansson risks her burgeoning career just to be seen with sad Jared Leto, the man best known as Jordan Catalano is too busy checking his text messages to realize his own fucking luck. Classic breakup to quickly ensue.

Sorry Scarlett, He's Just Not Into You [Star]