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Viacom co-president/bleach-toothed master of All Things Broadcast Les Moonves is really, really anxious to get his divorce over with. Obviously exasperated with the slow divorce proceedings instituted by his estranged wife, Nancy, Moonves has petitioned to have the status portion of the split changed right now so that he can be officially "single" so he can "go forward with [his] life, both emotionally and financially." Translation: Nancy can bleed him for untold millions later, but right now he wants to get back to schtupping Julie Chen without the guilt of a technical marriage weighing heavily on 'Lil Les. Who knew the little guy had a conscience?