All I want for the holidays is an acknowledgment of my existence:

jessicagawker: Happy Hanukkah!
jessicagawker: Wait, you're not in the tribe. My bad. So, what's the Drudge Report doing for its holiday party? Karaoke?
jessicagawker: Strippers?
jessicagawker: Silence is an admission of guilt, you know.

[Ed: Drudge might be Jewish. We don't know. But we figured if he were, he'd feel guilty and answer our IM.]