Matt Drudge Ignores Me, No. 4

Finally, we get intimate:
jessicagawker: Hey you, long time no IM.
jessicagawker: So, I wanted to talk to you about the chastity panties.
jessicagawker: What sort of "impure thoughts" do they "ward off?" Can you explain? I just need, like, an example or something...
jessicagawker: You have a pair. I know you do.