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Civic duty calls over at the Drudge Report! Mattypants is conducting his yearender poll of the Top Headline of 2004 (all written in Drudge-speak, of course) and we can't encourage you enough to get over there and show Matt how much you love his hed-writing skills. Amongst our personal favorites are, "LEASH GIRL, PRISON ABUSE NIGHTMARE;" "JANET FLASHES BREAST AT BOWL;" and "MEL GIBSON BREAKS INDIE RECORDS WITH CHRIST." As of right now, "BUSH WINS" is in the lead, but we don't feel that accurately captures the Drudge's semantic genius and we're sure you feel the same way. Unfortunately, there's no write-in option, or else we'd rooting for the Chastity Panties.
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