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The over/under on how long we've got until the inevitable Star piece about Ben Affleck's next Canadian strip club incident is officially set at five days. Popbitch reports:

Ben Affleck is shooting a new movie in Vancouver called Man About Town. An on-set source claims that Ben is back to his hard-partying ways, keeps falling asleep between takes and has to be fed his lines one sentence at a time to aid his memory. During the week that co-star John Cleese was shooting his scenes, he was kept waiting for a almost two days for Ben to show up.

Seems like Affleck is taking this whole expectant-father thing pretty hard. Catching a nap between takes? He sounds like someone who's already had the baby.