Jonathan Cheban speaks out against PartyBuddys [sic], the nightlife assistance group that promises to help even the most pathetic person gain entry past the velvet ropes:

"It sounds absolutely awful," said Jonathan Cheban, a nightlife publicist. "V.I.P. rooms are for real V.I.P.'s; you're not supposed to buy your way in. Who knows who these PartyBuddys people are? Maybe they're celebrity stalkers."

Pot, kettle, Cheban.
An In With The In Crowd, For A Fee [NYT]