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Our dorky sister site (which is currently being helmed by this site's former editor), points us towards a Drudge Report item that purports to prove that the GI kidnapped in Iraq is a doll.

AP backs this up with a killer Martika reference: Kidnapped GI may be a toy soldier.

What no one's mentioning, though, is the whereabouts of filmmaker Todd Haynes, who knows a thing or two about doll torture from the making of his short Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story. No word on whether or not he's a suspect in this alleged act of doll abuse.
Drudge Calls Kidnap Pics For Fakes [Wonkette]
Kidnapped GI may be a toy soldier [AP, Globe and Mail]
Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story [illegal-art.org]