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Hey, when did Britney Spears get married? We have only the vaguest recollection of background dancing, illegitimate children, and buckets of the Colonel's finest. Her wedding photos have finally hit the internet, but the set is woefully incomplete. Nowhere do we see the army of prenup-wielding lawyers trailing Kevin Federline with a pen, or the altar where the orphaned Chinese baby girls were sacrificed to put Satan's infernal stamp on their union. Look for those missing pictures to appear sometime next week.