Headlines Are For Gasping, Not For Informing
Ha, ha! You've been punk'd! You didn't think Drudge was employing a popular metaphor, now did you? For shame; you should know better. Drudge is to be taken very, very literally — the popester isn't dead, he's just being quiet! JP2 is doing his thing, probably napping or reading, or maybe just meditating. Oh man, the look on your face...hilarious. He really got you.
Drudge Report
Pope Breathing On Own Again; No Infection [AP]